Sex positive, uninhibited, sapiosexual, funny. I might read you a poem, chat about music and art, or suck my own cock and fuck my bumbum

Weapon is a slang name for the cock. It shares a linnguistic root with penis. Pen comes from a fine tipped brush in Latin. So does penis. I'd rather be painted than rent in twain with a sword. We could settle this forever if we could prove there are more extant paintings than there have been sword related ends. The fine caligraphy of Chinese, Japanese and Korean heritage is done with a fine tipped brush. If we include CONSENTING "painted ends" (nether parts that have been spunked upon) , the Peniculus IS mightier than the sword. if we look at population growth the winner is clear. Cum to think of it, if we include even just the gays of Vauxhall in London, Dick wins. LOVE BEATS WAR FRIENDS